puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018

new lap

new lap is a word with the meaning of a new lap in running or in a another words a name of a minecraft server own by 3 owners and devs the owners are pizza ahoy and charms and the other devs are foxman and barfy

to talk about new lap

by new lap team June 18, 2023

Lap

A statement to doing something on a daily. When something is "Your" or "A Lap" it means you regularly do it. Its easy.

Two vs one is my lap. You fight two people alone on a daily.

by Hobbsicle April 23, 2022

Leave It On Laps

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Leave It On Laps

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 9, 2020