alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 20, 2017

Gas Logs

When you have a large dump with a lot of gas.

If I eat too much Mexican food, I'll have gas logs for days.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

space log

taking a dump and freezing it, afterwords putting a condom on it and using it to have sex with a girl

joey was searching the party for a chick to space log

by T8 December 4, 2005

Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.

Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.

by ForShame October 30, 2010

Longest Log

This is when you take a shit in the morning while you have morning wood, thus making it feel like the shit and wood is connected creating the "Longest Log".

Chris took a massive shit in the morning while he had a hard-on creating the longest log.

by nvrlost817 January 31, 2010

Lincoln Log

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

by Leelynn May 29, 2010