Keyboard Theory

When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.

Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

Keyboard Operator

Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.

'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'

by Andos29 October 22, 2013

keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.

There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.

by Klaser February 28, 2014

Keyboard Shuffle

When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them

Yeah I kept annoying Kyle by doing the Keyboard Shuffle to him.

by spa1645 February 10, 2015

Keyboarding

The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.

"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"

by CokeCowboy June 10, 2014

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"

Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me

by Duffley58 November 16, 2015