Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

A fat tub or lard

"Kevin. Stop eating"

by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019

Kevin

Mom

I said, “It’s not a faze Kevin”

by UwUmigirl July 2, 2019

Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"

Oh, Kevin!!!

by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin cares very much about Jessica, she does not realize this, but there's going to be something very beautiful between them.

Kevin

by Bsbyboy1997 November 22, 2018

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a kid who is gay he does not appreciate his friends he like to talk trash and secretly hates his friends he has a friend named omar and uses him for food and xbox he like to look at his friend omars dick

Kevin is gay

by LazarChungus November 11, 2019