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The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009
mugGet the hot alaskan fire breathing karlmug.
we all know what a Hot Karl is, but is also good to know that there are 2 variations, the DRY one (when you shit a dry turd in the sock to hit someone´s face) and the WET one, when the sock is filled with a nasty diharrea, the first one ends up beeing more humane in the sense that you get hit in the face with a smelly hard turd, the second one will leave a mark.
I wanted to give that dude a hot karl but i forgot I had diharrea, I did it anyways, now that i think about it I dont think he deserved a Wet hot karl. Hot Karl (wet and dry version)
by P. Burns May 20, 2022
mugGet the Hot Karl (wet and dry version)mug.

Karl

He is smart and likes men
by Hiiiiiiiiwisgahudbfjdbdh January 30, 2020
mugGet the Karlmug.

Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
mugGet the Captain Karlmug.

cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky
Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.
by Stickworks December 18, 2017
mugGet the cosmic karlmug.

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