The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

we all know what a Hot Karl is, but is also good to know that there are 2 variations, the DRY one (when you shit a dry turd in the sock to hit someone´s face) and the WET one, when the sock is filled with a nasty diharrea, the first one ends up beeing more humane in the sense that you get hit in the face with a smelly hard turd, the second one will leave a mark.
I wanted to give that dude a hot karl but i forgot I had diharrea, I did it anyways, now that i think about it I dont think he deserved a Wet hot karl. Hot Karl (wet and dry version)
by P. Burns May 20, 2022

by gamerboykarl September 8, 2021

Karling is to Bullshit someone or make up lies to cover up other lies.
Karl is known as the king of clusterfucks and always has an excuse for everything. He is lie about lies to get off the hook.
Karl is known as the king of clusterfucks and always has an excuse for everything. He is lie about lies to get off the hook.
by VegasJake May 30, 2021

Pronounced kaarl/lɛ/bl(ə)g.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.
Karl le blag is a man who tells you one thing and then does another. In the financial game for himself. Boarding the money train which doesn't actually exist.
Can be used plural for leblaggers
Can be used plural for leblaggers
by Pshlll February 27, 2017

by rixochet March 14, 2024

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky
by Stickworks December 18, 2017
