Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

AR-Kansas

What southerns don’t want to hear

This one is Arkansas and this one is Kansas and not AR-Kansas AMERICA EXPLAIN

by INFIRESMAN February 6, 2019

kansas

so so so so sexy of a male

damn he is a kansas

by DreamCatcher43 February 24, 2017

Augusta Kansas PD

Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life

Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life

by Fuckoffyoucunt… February 28, 2022

Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024