Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans

by Monkman625 January 28, 2024

Kansas

nowhere

Person: Where are you from?
Kansan: Kansas
Person: Uh where? Is that in the US?

by blue771 October 26, 2018

Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.

My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose

by galekbruh January 12, 2023

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024

Kansas City virgin

Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.

Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.

Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!

by AJ Locke April 18, 2018

Kansas City Leafblower

When you have sexual intercourse with someone while they are peeing.

Jeff “yo mike! me and candy tried out the Kansas City leafblower last night. It was rad!!!”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”

by getbitches420 September 28, 2018

Kansas City Whirlpool

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash

P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool

by _weegee July 30, 2023