Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.

I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.

by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019

Kansas Krimson Krabs

Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!

Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”

Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs

by no name man May 18, 2022

Kansas Sickness

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.

“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”

by WaltonT October 14, 2023

Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024

Kansas

Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter

Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!

by fakename06 January 4, 2019

Kansas

a person who LOVES tacos! and chicken nuggets
I mean who doesn't but this girl is my friend, she's my little weirdo

Kansas, not Arkansas

by chinesepancakes November 21, 2019

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024