the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.
girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?
girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey
girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey
by Xd4n137x0rx October 16, 2008
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Get the Life With Jonas mug.A person, mainly boys between the ages of 12-24, who hates the Jonas Brothers because they can get girls. These boys usually have girlfriends or EX girlfriends that love the Jonas Brothers. These boys usually cant get girls themselves. They are extreme jealous types.
Boy 1 - The Jonas Brothers are sooo gay. They can't write music.
Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.
"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"
Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.
"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"
by xJBx April 10, 2009
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Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
by Ms.Thrift September 1, 2009
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A synonym of train
This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
A synonym of train
This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"
"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
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