John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

Fucking shit

John is a fucking shit

by Jdjdjdjjdjdj June 17, 2020

John

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.

"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"

by crushinglemons May 7, 2019

John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John

Very womanish gay dude to

Being next to john makes males angry constantly

by Gottad December 23, 2016