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johnny al-knoxville

Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.
"Johnny Al-Knoxville, if we survive I am shoving that gun up your ass"

johnny depp 

Amazing actor with gorgeous cheeckbones, deep dark eyes and incredible physique. A man that choses his movie roles because he finds them interesting, NEVER not ever for the money. Has a mysterious style that ANY woman *especially me would do ANYTHING in the world to witness.
gorgeous, sucessful actor, sexy

Johnny Slapping 

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

Johnny Knoxvilling 

When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.
Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling
Johnny Knoxvilling by YOU_FOOLS April 15, 2012

Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Johnny Joestar 

A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.
Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.
Johnny Joestar by JOJOFAN12345 October 30, 2021