John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John

Fucking shit

John is a fucking shit

by Jdjdjdjjdjdj June 17, 2020

John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.

"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"

by crushinglemons May 7, 2019

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020