John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

john

john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use

i hate john

by marchin May 16, 2019

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.

God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him

by Louisecarter December 6, 2019

JOHN

He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy

Person.1damn I will never want to me a John

Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit

by hollyw00d August 18, 2019