jordan risko

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.

Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!

by Brette December 29, 2007

jordan

must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!

Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!

Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan

by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011

jordan

the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far

"I heard that guy got a 5star on Jordan"
"not even ES942 can full combo Jordan"

by Elliott Rudner May 15, 2007

Jordan

Jordan is an all around awesome dude! He is smart, hot, and will rock your freakin world baby! He can be a bit crazy at times, but at the end of the day he just turns you on and makes you crazy (if you're a girl)! Most girls would kill to get within 5 feet of this amazing hunk....I could go on and on about Jordan but you just have to meet him... He's just awesome!!

Girl #1: Omg! Who is that sexy beast walking towards us?
Girl#2: I'm not sure, but he looks like...PERFECTION!
Girl#3: I agree! I bet you $100 his name is Jordan!

by blacktupus October 10, 2011

Jordan Mitchell

The most amazing boy in the world. He is sweet and loves basket ball with a strong passion. He has a girlfriend ladies, sorry. But feel free to look on your own (could be dangerous). He is very easy to get along with and has a BIG dick.

I just got done hanging with Jordan Mitchell. Man he is a cool cat.

by That Kid Down the Road January 1, 2012

Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.

I just totally did a Jordan Field

by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008

jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 8, 2005