jesse strutt

A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.

Jesse Strutt are you kidding me your fucking talking to Mairin on boys night???

by Steve Wittek November 13, 2020

jesse robinson

Jesse Robinson is a guy who gets all the ladies and is an actual stud at every sport he plays

Isn’t the most popular kid in school Jake?
No, it’s Jesse Robinson

by Daddy Jose October 17, 2019

Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.

"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"

by NotADuck_Yet April 8, 2022

Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.

"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"

by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!

"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"

by Littleguydood November 28, 2020

Jesse Foolery

The best god damn kind of foolery.

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.

by Big Bager November 3, 2010