Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
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the slayest person you will ever meet who is superior than everyone else
has the nickname of jeff, and is extremely slay
has a hobby of being a slay queen (which they dont even need to try for), and doesn't change who they are for anyone
has the nickname of jeff, and is extremely slay
has a hobby of being a slay queen (which they dont even need to try for), and doesn't change who they are for anyone
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Get the Jefferson mug.A Jeffery is a person who is goofy, yet serious. You can joke around them but they have a serious side in work spaces. A Jeffery usually is 4’0 ft to 6’5 ft. A Jeffery generally has dirty blonde, brown,black, or dyed hair and often doesn’t wear glasses. A Jeffery may also dislike sports and school. A Jeffery also is usually hot or good looking. When you call someone a Jeffery they should be the opposite gender of you, or a close friend or family member. NEVER give a last name when you call someone Jeffery.
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Get the Jeffery mug.A girl who rarely falls in love, but when she does, she falls hard. She doesn’t want to lose someone that she loves, and cuts her relationships short selfishly to protect herself. She is scared she will never be good enough for her crush and knows there is someone better out there for them. She loses herself throughout the years and doesn’t know who she is.
Why am I such a Jefferson. I wish I was better. I wish I would let myself change, I’m such a Jefferson for being loyal even though it shouldn’t matter.
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