Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011

Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)

White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk

by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

Loud Junk

A classic NewGrounds video from the early 2000's. It's a parody of the first episode "South Park", in which Lardman, Stain, Fenny, and Dull are waiting at the bus stop. It combines the classic NewGrounds joke of "Well known character turns evil and kills the other characters" along with nostalgic early 2000's comedy.

Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"

You guys remember Loud Junk?

Going down to Loud Junk going down to Loud Junk

by Squidmoe October 21, 2021

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009

junk hog

One who uses way more than enough junk or heroin to maintain a proper existance.

Bill said Mikey the hat was the biggest junk hog on the East Coast, but I think it is Sammy the Jam.

by miosis April 4, 2006

Junk Bag

A slang term for the male ball sack ,scrotum sac or also known as the nut sack.

I pissed my wife off yesterday and she kicked me in the junk bag.

by Mastequila September 9, 2011