Jail

Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.

Jail. Or

that’s jail.

by suburbanslore April 8, 2023

moral jail

Not a legal jail, but a jail when you do questionable immoral things.

This person is 19 and I’m 25… I’m going to moral jail.

by LingDanc803 August 30, 2023

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.

Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.

by theythempussy February 11, 2024

rose jail

Hot people on hinge standouts you need to send a rose to match with

Sarah is so hot but she’s stuck in rose jail and sending roses is cringe

by Trev103 March 5, 2024

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

Jail

When thieves are jealous they steal stuff and the police is right behind you.
Well you’re gonna be going to, well, you guessed it.

BONK go to horny jail

by 🗡Backstabber🗡 June 17, 2022