by Donut1984 May 07, 2008
A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.
Person#1: GO AWAY!
Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.
Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.
Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
by Honathan January 26, 2009
A disgusting sex act in which mozzarella cheese of the finest quality is melted upon man schlong. That cock is then dipped into a woman's vagina that is filled with marinara sauce. The man then extracts his penis, covered with cheese and marinara, and forces the woman to blow him.
by Stesheng August 20, 2008
- Person 1: I almost got an Italian blowjob for 150czk yesterday!!
- Person 2: What´s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.
- Person 2: What´s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.
by Dr. Street Justice May 21, 2011
The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
by Logie G February 22, 2009
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
by bt February 20, 2003
The mother of an italian princess.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 11, 2011