italian taco

Any cheap frozen pizza folded in half and eat like a taco

Man Totino's makes one helluva italian taco.

by Donut1984 May 7, 2008

Italian Mozes

A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.

Person#1: GO AWAY!

Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.

Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

by Honathan January 26, 2009

Italian Dunker

A disgusting sex act in which mozzarella cheese of the finest quality is melted upon man schlong. That cock is then dipped into a woman's vagina that is filled with marinara sauce. The man then extracts his penis, covered with cheese and marinara, and forces the woman to blow him.

"Taste Papa Luigi's finest Italian Dunker."

by Stesheng October 13, 2008

Italian Blowjob

Blowjob through a pizza

- Person 1: I almost got an Italian blowjob for 150czk yesterday!!

- Person 2: What´s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.

by Dr. Street Justice June 22, 2011

Italian Shower

The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.

Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now

by Logie G February 22, 2009

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

italian queen

The mother of an italian princess.

Just look at any italian princess & you'll know that there's an italian queen supporting her.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 12, 2011