fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.

1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.

by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021

Anal Invader

Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.

My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.

by Man Trip Enterprises November 28, 2021

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022

Getting inked

When an octopus gives 7 consecutive hand jobs while smoking a cigarette

Me and my 6 buddies are getting inked later

by Raylin Disdique January 14, 2023

sus inked

Getting a tattoo done in a sketchy place or worse in a back alley.

Cory was sus inked by a stranger in queens for free. It didn’t come out as expected.

by Cmoney1123 February 5, 2024

Boofski inventer

The first person to ever blow cocaine in ones ass in Windsor Ontario!.!.!

Dupree invented the Boofski inventer, by inserting a pen loaded with.2 of cocaine in my ass last night. He is the first person to do this to me ever! He invented it you know?! I shared this with my city after watching it on a movie. That being said the first person to receive it was a hooker

by Dupree6969 March 18, 2024

space invader

When you leave some belongings at a female's (or male's) house, so you have an excuse to go back there for another date.

Guy: I left my jacket at Anastasia's house -- I'm gonna space invader.
Friend: Got a reason to go back to her place now. You clever devil.

by aidenvalentine July 17, 2025