by Landon April 29, 2004
Get the Florida Orangemug. Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts
Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
by Redneck junky December 24, 2016
Get the trenton floridamug. It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.
by Darthspock March 8, 2022
Get the florida sobermug. Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009
Get the Florida Ticketmug. by edwemi56 September 18, 2019
Get the Florida Honeymoonmug. Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"
by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014
Get the florida bitchslapmug. The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.
Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..
Jesus-There goes humanity..
by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020
Get the Florida Lordmug.