Convenient Burrito

1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it

2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.

1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.

by Fanny Dangles January 23, 2010

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019

Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.

Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.

by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018

Steak burrito

When you become completely wrapped up under your covers all snug like a burrito, and you being the steak.

I'm sleepy, I'm going to go become a steak burrito.

by pandalovingtacoeater July 17, 2016

gravy burrito

When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.

I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.

by Wadu May 6, 2018

Mucho Burrito

When your friend gets so drunk he pukes his Mucho Burrito into the sink and taints everyone’s memory forever

My pulled a Mucho Burrito in the sink last night

by DrainOKing January 21, 2022

Benny burrito

When you sit on his face and his nose Gets caught in the flaps. Resulting in suffocation. You just got a Benny burrito.

I Benny burrito to him last night

by Victor clit December 20, 2022