ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Mental illness

Something that I have and use for joke material (I know bad )

Yep she has some sort of mental illness

by Pan lamb May 15, 2021

ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.

Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.

by doofenitions November 8, 2019

Mentally Ill

I'm not.

Hym "I'm not mentally ill. Threatening your kids is not an illness. Neither is talking about contentious issues in a way you don't like. Nor do either of those mean I have to let you deny me the credit and payment I deserve for creating AI. I am not going to let you use this to extract contrition I do not feel nor do I see any reason to be contrite. Your response of 'Nuh-uh! I could have stop you! See!? I'm StOpPiNg YoU!' And then proceeding to cry and piss yourselves is not convincing me that I was wrong to call you all retarded. I am not going to walk away empty-handed here and I DO CONTROL THAT. You do not."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Ill Nonsense

Not believing nonsense from anybody.

This is Ill Nonsense.

by Mystery Definition December 10, 2020

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

Ill-mannered

Ill-mannered is a phrase of having bad manners, Lacking intelligence, or characteristics of a brat this word can be used as insults towards other people the word that is closed to it is the word unmannerly both of these words are like the same the difference in them are the definitions the opposite of unmannerly is showing good manners but in other words ill-mannered can be also used like having bad manners and not behaving properly well in social situations.

1. This person is so ill-mannered he is behaving like a buffoon.
2. What is wrong with this person? He is behaving ill-mannered in class he is just playing games all day with the lack of behaving well?

3. This person talks to me very ill-mannered and I am sick of it.
4. I cannot believe this I take him to acting class and he acts so ill-mannered.
5. This is a situation here and I see you are just laughing about it which makes you ill-mannered.

by Clock Clock March 12, 2021