by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
by Sticky Bunzs September 22, 2011

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018

The traditional F chord is extremely hard to play unless a person has big hands or very flexible fingers. It's kinda like a way how one guitarist asks another guitarist how much "expertise" they have.
by LemonSniffs August 7, 2021

Bob: wassup motherf***** ,how you f****** day goin , ya heard about f****** Wendy bruh, she was so f*****
Billy:bro why you such an f bomber its not needed and useless
Bob:shut your mouth its a right of passage and makes it sound more interesting
Billy: .......
Billy:bro why you such an f bomber its not needed and useless
Bob:shut your mouth its a right of passage and makes it sound more interesting
Billy: .......
by Lycanace March 15, 2019
