Skip to main content

Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez
by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011
mugGet the Status Infection mug.

Yeast Infection

1. Someone who bitches out about something.
2. Someone who does something stupid
3. A friendly greeting.

Yeast Infection, Yeasty, Yeasted out
Mike is such a "yeast infection" today.
Mike you are SUCH a "YEAST INFECTION"!
Whats up yeasty.
by Karko December 13, 2003
mugGet the Yeast Infection mug.

Humanitis Infectee

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."
El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.
by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007
mugGet the Humanitis Infectee mug.

inpact

Origin: Da Ghetto
Definition: The effect or impression of one thing on another
Coach axed me what inpact my contributions made on da game!
by Bubba Brownstone July 9, 2004
mugGet the inpact mug.

infectedemon

Sexy beast, one of best players in runescape, and has the hardest asses in runescape.
I fucked infectedemon last night.
by Sexy July 25, 2004
mugGet the infectedemon mug.

yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

also

when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery
hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.
by alx potham January 29, 2008
mugGet the yeast infection mug.

Infantasy

the oposite of a fantasy.
more commonly known as a nightmare.
"omg spiders are my best infantasy!"
by jamie-taylor October 26, 2011
mugGet the Infantasy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email