by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008

Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
by trendyboy May 8, 2018

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

by Wind up March 9, 2022

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.
by little_dark_age July 22, 2022
