The Book Club

An underground organization. Board 1611, a.k.a. Dinky Doo. A place to go if you want to relieve stress. Not really a book club. At the book club, Admiral Ackbar rules with an iron fist. All who oppose shall be sodomized and obliterated.

Uncool User #1: What is this book club I keep hearing about?
C Bar: Come to board 1611.
Uncool User: Ok...
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Uncool User #1: *<b>SODOMIZ'D!</b>*
Icon: *takes off pants*
Explicit Content: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?! Get out of here you bloody spud!!
ChaosTony: OH SNAP!
TenkoStar17: It's all over my pants!
Heavenscloud889: RAW IS JERICHO!!!
ChaosTony: yay!
Explicit Content: yay!
Uncool User #2: So this the book club...

by ChaosTony September 19, 2004

7 club

7 Eleven - the chain convenience store

I wanna go get a slurpee at 7 club

by bethbccmd April 29, 2007

Billy Club

A Bitch beatin' stick. Resembles a dildo. Commonly carried by officers of the law, spouse abusers, sexual role players, and angry prostitutes.

Bitch, I'll beat you wit' my billy club.

by Bitch Beater 121 December 9, 2010

country club

A country club is a slang term for a federal prison that those convicted of "white-collar crimes often serve their sentences. These types of federal prisons are different in many ways than typical jails and/or prisons in that they can have many amenities such as those of country clubs and other exclusive environments. Most inmates are very wealthy and are usually prominent businessmen/corporate executives, stock traders/investors, or tycoons who have been convicted of such felonies as insider trading, embezzlement, money laundering, and/or other "big business" crimes. Politicians convicted of non-violent felonies while in public office, usually serve time (if sentenced to prison ) in "country clubs, also.

The CEO of a large national savings and loan institution has recently been convicted of embezzlement and securities fraud involving $120 million. He and two other executives were involved in the scandal. It looks like they will be doing some time at the country club for a while.

by Bill Mustang Lover January 3, 2017

babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

by Spngr98 April 22, 2011

motorcycle club

A group of brothers forming a club of like minded people such as the Hells Angels

The Hells Angels are a 1% motorcycle club.

by Nobel Kale666 December 4, 2014

oak club

- Ted Bundy's preferred weapon. He used it to bundyfy more than 28 women between 1974 and 1978.

- "join the oak club" a common phrase used by retro psycho killers to recruit new members for massive clubbing action during a mass bundyfication.

Teddy: "Wanna join the oak club?"

by Wrencheater July 14, 2006