Habanero Hurricane

Eating hot peppers along with equal parts laxatives.

May God have mercy.

You: (Friend), I had the worst night.
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: Habanero Hurricane
Friend: I'm So Sorry.

by TheSlangMaker420 February 21, 2021

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Hurricane Orgasm

When a woman squirts in a man’s mouth/ on their face followed by a slap to the males face

Last night wifey gave me that hurricane orgasm. She squirted into my face followed by a fierce face slap, it was like being out in a hurricane then getting slapped with the wind

by Sourisrider August 22, 2025

Young Hurricane

A snowboarder who is extremely talented in the ways of park riding. He or she can spin on and off rails, press to the sky, boost massive jumps, hips, and gaps, and look good doing it. Style is key for a 'Young Hurricane'. If he or she doesn't like the way a trick looked, he or she will redo it.

Young Hurricane's run through the park included a backside cork 1080, frontside 270 lipslide to fakie, and a switch frontside 180 tailpress backside 360 out.

by EatSmokeHustleCheese January 22, 2012

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023