hungarian

A nationalistic fucker that wants to steal transylvnia from romania. They think all romanians are gyspsies and think themselevs to be far superior to any toher country as evidenced by the posts below. Dont believe the shit they write they have an ugly language and are generally pretty ugly compard to the latin nations of europe ( Italy, France, Romania, Spain, Portugal.). they are not civilzed either if you mention transylvania to any hungarian they will rant about how it is their land for hours when really it is romanian land. and also they have as many gypsies as romania does

John: Hey what are hungarians?

Szilak bozgor: THEY ARE PROUD SEXY PEOPLE AND VERY SMART-

Bob: im sorry thats complete bullshit...

by whattheschmuck!? September 7, 2011

italian czechoslavakian hungarians

italian czechoslavakian hungarians are usually people that are very proud of their heritage and ask their grandmothers all about their family history. they tend to boycott at local 7-11's and make up fake news reports. they also have really weird science teachers and are obsessed with the disney channel.

italian czechoslavakian hungarians are people who shall remain nameless and have blonde, whoops i mean brown hair.

by lizzie baby January 31, 2006

hunkasaurous

a VERY atttractive person

" that lifegaurd is a total hunkasaurous, i'm gonna get his number!"

by Abita December 16, 2007

Hungarian Pancake Stack

A sexual act involving two males and one female in which one male lies flat upon his back with the female on top, and the remaining male on top of her, with both males simultaneously penetrating her. To distinguish the Hungarian Pancake Stack, the female must be menstruating with the blood evoking Hungarian vampire lore.

It's a good thing we got a hotel room before we did that Hungarian Pancake Stack. All this blood would be a pain in the ass to clean up.

by DJ Lanski June 29, 2012

Hunga Junga

A completion activity where a male has his genitalia sucked by a male/female whilst trying to make a burger then attempting to feed the sucker the burger without having his genitalia bit off. If he survives with his genitalia, he wins.

Also a saying to be shouted in public when one's junk is in need of moisturising...

'Care to perform some Hunga Junga with me? I have a ready made burger to get it over with...'

-'HUNGA JUNGA!'
-'Alright mate... They may be dry but be a bit more discreet...'

by GuRuNeil March 6, 2014

hungarian snowstorm

The act of jazzing in your hand and discreetly tossing it into the ceiling fan as you leave the bedroom.

last night I gave Michelle the ol' Hungarian snowstorm when I finished.

by deevon the dude May 25, 2017

Hungarian Rash

The Hungarian Rash comes about after having your Anus filled with Piss, Shit, Cum, Vomit, Spit, Snot etc and then rammed into you violently by either a Penis, Dildo or Fist wrapped in 100-250 grit sand paper.

Guy: What is the main sex act you would never perform

Girl: the Hungarian Rash

by Tictac21 October 7, 2021