Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009

Human Megatron

Someone who is really angry on the inside and looks incredibly angry as well, just like Megatron. This person is more that meets the eye.

"Human Megatron"

-Miranda is more that meets they eye.
-Like Megatron!
-But he looks <i>soooo</i> angry.
-Yeah he's more like Sophia.
-God she is soooo angry!

by T-Graphz February 28, 2009

human suffering

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017

Human Community

A unified futuristic world organization of humans with one goal to live in peace and harmony without any conflict between one another. The hypothetical world government in which humans would rule rather than extraterrestrials.

The Human Community is the group people of Earth living in harmony.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 4, 2017

HUMAN CENTiPAD

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.

Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!

by chewbew May 23, 2011

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.

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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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by sk8r196 - Human questionmark July 25, 2006