Nick Horne

Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009

Horn ball

A person who’s horny 24/7

Brianna is a horn ball all day everyday....

by Brianna Hamer December 19, 2020

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

by bryanfred May 19, 2006

Cosmic Horn

You will fuck everything that moves.

"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"

by Lydzieee December 15, 2008

blood horn

Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.

Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....

Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"

Me- maybe you should sign a release form.

Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?

Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub

Danny- "No WAY!!"

Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!

by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006

Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

by Von Katagen May 17, 2006

Horned King

The "creepiest" Disney Villain of all time, all time being the 1980's... A pathetic excuse for a villian in today's time, though he was voiced by John Hurt

80's Nostalgia Man: The Horned King Is SO SCARY!
Today's Person: Yeah, and everyone loved Gigli

by Ratsocanation October 5, 2003