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Hitler

A misunderstood man with a great plan to exterminate all the people who shit on his art.

He faked his death after his failed plan and left us with good laughs and plenty of jokes to use on the Jews
Jews are on doubtfully a race but they are not human”- Adolfo Hitler
by Big cock 7546 March 23, 2019
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Hitlermart

An alternate name for the 'Aldi' chain of supermarkets that are used to invade other countries through non-military means and hijack the local economy
"Welcome to Aldi, come for the low prices, stay for the genocide"
by AngryLiam March 13, 2005
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Higley Schoolgirl

1. A Higley Schoolgirl is when someone (not necessarily JUST a girl) makes a scene on a bus accusing someone else on the bus for punching them. Even more specifically punching then in the boob. Then from their they argue and the Higley Schoolgirl attacks and punches whoever they are arguing with.

2. A Higley Schoolgirl is the famous, bratty ass little girl that attended Higley High School in Higley, Arizona and she refused to stay on the bus she was not suppose to get on because it is the bus drivers job to make sure that if there is a kid on the bus that does not ride their bus they must call their parents to pick them up or drive them back to the school and wait for them to get a ride.

3. A Higley Schoolgirl can also be used as a random joke line when talking to friends. When your friend is in a situation or is about to do something shout out this phrase and whether they get it or not at least you thought it was funny.
1. "Hey buddy you lookin' at me all funny?" Fredrick says
"Yea! You punched my man tits when we got on the bus." Greg replies
Random person "OH SHIT BITCH! THEY ABOUT TO PULL A HIGLEY SCHOOLGIRL!"

2. "Did you see that Higley Schoolgirl freak out on the news last night Nathan? I would have been a snobby little shit dick too but she could of just sat down after awhile."
Nathan for some reason replies "DON'T CHYA KNOW!" in a polish accent

3. "Ok Ernie, it is your first day of school, now get on the bus and don't you pull a Higley Schoolgirl on me. Ok honey?" says Ernie's mother
"I won't mums." says Ernie

or

Kevin says "Hey should I go over and ask for a seventh free sample and see what this crazin asian does?"
Marc says "DO IT!"
Trevor says to Marc "Watch him pull a Higley Schoolgirl."
by Trevor "BLT" Balthrop April 10, 2008
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Adolf Hitler

A German comedian that stars in many Youtube videos, often speaks to cats via the telephone, plans raves, is a fan of deadmau5 and even made a pink mau5head that was sadly destroyed by the Russians. He was even featured in the popular game show Jeopardy where he was thoroughly beaten by Hermann Fegelein. An avid soccer fan, he tried out for the German World Cup team but sadly his skills were not up to par.
Adolf Hitler is funny in.. oh... I mean AS hell! haha
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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Hitler lip

When someone sticks their finger up there ass, then whipes it on you upper lip, thus resulting in smelling shit the whole day
That bitch pissed me off, so when he was sleeping i gave him a hitler lip.
by danny and mason February 15, 2004
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hitler the goat

The savior of our world
Hitler the goat dies too soon we need another one
by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
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extra sneaky hitler

Is when you are choking out your nasty slut until she passes out while simultaneously blowing a massive wad on her face before she wakes up.
I gave my girl an extra sneaky hitler, and when she woke up, she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and drooled my cum on my own face.
by buzzzzzzzzzz July 28, 2006
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