jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017

daniel haber

Daniel Haber is a little dick person who enjoys soccer and has primarily white friends, he doesn't like siblings and will usually try to fight/injure them

damn, that must be a daniel haber

by Daniel Haber Is Cool February 10, 2018

The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.

by infjdesign December 29, 2018

Strammer Hebel

Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC

Lorenz: wanga Bangalore

PHIL: JA DAS BIN , der Strammer Hebel sooooooos
LIRENZ:SCHINKEN BAZOOKA MAMÖMAMÖL

by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021

jordyn haberstumpf

a walking std

oh no it’s jordyn haberstumpf🤮

by qafhhdhkivbjhg April 5, 2022

sophie hebrard

professional bumcrum which has goofy ahh syndrome (uncurable)

ugh ur being such a sophie hebrard rn bro

by bucru September 20, 2022

The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.

Roee definitely has the Hebrew log.

by Daddy1029384756 March 8, 2023