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Joey Hater

A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington is a terrible quarterback and the primary stimulus for the team's futility.

True Joey Haters often have unresolved anger issues and are often overheard saying things like, "Joey sucks" or "Joey is the worst quarterback in the NFL" or "Joey is a noodle-arm." Although sometimes, while sleeping, they may be heard muttering, "I love you, Joey" or "Joey is hot."

A Joey Hater feels that it is very important to take a stand against Joey. They feel this inner-conviction of theirs will help the Lions be a better team.

A True Joey Hater's favorite passtime is arguing with his positive doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Lover. During these exchanges all aspects of Joey's game are likely to be covered. The Joey Hater will usually, although not always, be the first to resort to personal attacks which contain homophobic slurs.
Joey had a sweet game against the Giants, but A.D. was all like, "Joey still sucks." Man, that dude is a true Joey Hater!
by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004
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Slick Hater

A person who tells other people the two of you are cool. When in reality, he is most likely beefing with you. therefore hating.
Mark: "Yo man, i heard you and jamal been kicking it"
You: "man, Jamal ain't nothing but a punk, hes a Slick Hater"
by XeroBytez April 25, 2009
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anime haters

These people hate anime so much, it turns into an obsession. They think they are the definition of a pure, normal human being -- I guess by being normal, you mean by constantly cursing at fans, being a dick, being a xenophobe and a homophobe? They often bite off the heads of anime fans for liking a "cartoon". If anime is a cartoon (some people say it's not, some say otherwise), then why are you bitching about it?
Why won't you anime haters leave us alone and let us watch our anime? We're not doing anything to you!

And just because we watch anime, doesn't mean we're FAGS!
by Protron December 28, 2008
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Hater Blockers

A very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world.
Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.
by Biggy Johns June 21, 2006
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Sideline hater

Someone who uses you and likes to see you fail in life, school, or even your job. A big prick, honestly. He maybe uses you to see your information or something that you own such as a game, car, or maybe even your own house. He in the end reveals he is your hater. You then succeed in kicking the prick in the nose and breaking a bone.
Dang, Manuel's best friend is a sideline hater, that's just a shame

Josh used to be friends with Garrett until he found out Garrett was a sideline hater using him for money, fame, and games. That's super lame.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 5, 2014
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muse hater

by applepinerd November 16, 2011
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freedom hater

A human who uses government coercion to punish victimless crimes such as .....railing lines off a toilet seat, mean mugging those who smoke pot in respectful public manner, bringing homeless people into bars, sippin on purple drink in a car with a sober driver, eating ecstasy at a controlled venue with 200 other human beings, drinking a beer while walking down the street and smiling at others.
Lets grab a bottle of carlo and walk to church! ..Idk, Those freedom haters are going to be pissed....
by lettuceturnipthebeets September 22, 2013
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