Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 8, 2008

Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 20, 2003

mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle December 13, 2008

nate haded

nate haded, a menace to society all he does spread his gay germs around to innocent children. his queer appearance scares the denizens of people he marches his way through on his daily gay parade. fueled by cum from other gay boys nate uses his spare time to wave his gay flag high and wild. beware of this gay boy he will clutter your day with gay.

Hey guys look its the nate haded run!

Nate haded participated in an orgy with 9 differnt gay guys.

by dan4234342343432 September 10, 2009

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

hande yener

The famous electronica-pop singer in Turkey.She is famous for the radical change in her music style.an evolution from unbearable ordinary pop to house music in international standarts.

Hande Yener really improved her musical approach.
Hande Yener reminds me of the first works of Goldfrapp.

by Gaspar Noe September 10, 2007

One Hander

A women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having sex with her. (Preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).

Rick-"Man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"

by 69happy69 October 17, 2011