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Hamster House

Hamster House is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that's right, hamsters). The only reason people join and stay are the two members Haley and Meghan. These two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding sex, masturbation, hoboes, Andy Samberg, Mexican Hairless Dogs, Star Trek, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and much much more. Meghan also makes beautiful signatures. Infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit Hamster House when the admin dies off (Haley has had sex with all of the staff there).

Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.
Person 1: I joined Hamster House and it was boring until Meghan posted some pictures of the movie Hot Rod and made me a signature.

Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.
by Hamps February 7, 2010
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hamster

Hamsters are cute furry creatures that are often mishandled and misunderstood. They are nocturnal and have large eyes, small ears, and small potato-like bodies. Syrian hamsters are bigger than dwarf hamster. They need lots of care and are not suitable for small children as 'starter pets'. Practically every cage you see in a hamster section is not large enough for hamsters.
My hamster just drank from its water bottle!
by hamstersareawesome April 20, 2019
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hamster

a sweet little cuddly friend wants to play with you!
hamster1: squeak
by squeakthehamster October 30, 2019
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Hamper Hamster

A Hamper Hamster is a giant TURD stuck to some Underwear in the dirty clothes Hamper
Mom was doing the laundry when a Hamper Hamster appeared out of nowhere.
by bareeboy October 23, 2008
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hampster

How you spell "Hampter"... not "Hamster"
Let's pester the hampsters
by Karen February 12, 2005
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hamster meat

"ey homie, let's go hit up that bar-b-q and get us some of that hamster meat.
by JrB187 November 1, 2007
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Hamster Holster

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match
by burtnubbins August 26, 2009
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