Gronkladighte

Can mean any of the following:

Fuckhead
Drop kick

Utterly useless

Travis is such a gronkladighte

by Mbibliophile July 16, 2021

gronkage

1. Gronkage (adj)
Pron. Gronk-idge
The degree to which one bears gronk-like qualities.

2. Gronkage (noun)
Pron. Gronk-are-gay
Like a Hokage, but instead of ninja he/she runs a dojo of gronks-in-training.

3. Gronkage (adj. 2)
Pron. Gronk-idge
Activities which require the one performing them to possess gronkage ^(1).

1. Gronks typically possess a large amount of gronkage.

2. The local Gronkage can often be seen performing public displays of gronkage.

3. Gronkage is frowned upon or laughed at in mockery of the gronks in gronkage.

by Cuntos 420 July 26, 2021

Goinkyspidocious

An awkward and silly event. Used in an affectionate way. Can also mean foolish.

Brooo, when you smoked that cig the other day, that was literally so goinkyspidocious.

by Goinky fellow August 15, 2021

Groinfitted

Past tense of the verb "groinfit". A way in which to describe a surface that has been graffitied with an image of either a vagina or a penis.

"Man those youthes have groinfitted the war memorial again"

by Manwithletters September 19, 2021

Gronk

To describe a person as being dreadful, disgusting or just plain bad. Believed to originate in Australian English.

Person 1: “Oi! You fucking Gronk!”
Person 2: “Aww, rack off.”

by Scotty #1 October 5, 2021

gronk

an absolute gronk, someone who is british, with no hair and terrible breath/teeth.

Haprer is a gronk

by That-one-guy-you-hate November 7, 2021

Gronk

Someone who uses the cheat codes on gta and claims to be better than someone who didn’t and uses the credit to rob old lady’s of money but needs someone else to do it cos they are not sophisticated enough to speak to the upper classes.

That dumb gronk is demanding money off my mum but is calling her using a voice modulator that makes his voice sound like mine

by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021