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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus
John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him
by Actual factual April 27, 2019
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Grant

a good friend that you make when your younger. he is usually quiet when around anybody that he does not see as friend. he's a very good friend who can often get bullied by others cause he's an overall geek and does stuff out of the box
Grant lets go to seven eleven to grab a Slurpee
by cheery-tube April 30, 2023
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Grant and krists

2 very massive guys with big dicks and they are very cool
Did u see krists and grant? Yh they have massive cocks and are very cool and they are massive "grant and krists very massive they have big cocks and are very cool"
by Mckenzie69cock September 19, 2022
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Grant

Holly yapper. Grant is the type of guy who could yap for hours on end. Don't let him get started, because he won't know when to stop. The only thing he'll Grant you is an ear raping.
That guy won't shut up! No wonder his name is Grant!
by Retardado Bastarrrdo June 29, 2024
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Grant Hong

Grant Hong is Some fat neck that plays csgo all day and does not go outside

He sounds nine he acts nine and he looks nine
Is scared of being doxed and is proud of himself when he beats up a 10 year old
Funky monkey
Slow brain is Grant Hong
by 20+AD *Ship9asudh [AIOSdasd November 4, 2021
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Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks

Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.
Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.
by johnwhat6 November 17, 2024
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