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gophering

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.
Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.
by Reaperrz April 18, 2017
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gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap
a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher
by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006
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Goner

A boner but for girls. AKA a girl boner.
Oh my god that guy is soo hot, I just got a goner
by librarian94746575886 August 23, 2012
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gaper

a fucking fag that knows nothing about skiing and cant ski at all and are total posers that wear all the top brands and go in the park and cut everyone off and fall of the handle tow. Gapers usually take it in the ass everynight and stand on the landing of the jump pissing everyone off or rolls over the jumps and attempts to hit rails but falls and doesnt know how to put their skis back on....Fucking Gapers
Me-Get off the jump
Gaper-How?
Me-get the fuck off the jump!
Gaper-i dont know how kus i like men
by Screaminsemengaper March 23, 2009
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Gopher Hole

While giving a Cincinnati Bowtie (Tracheotomy Style), the Receiving Participant leans the head backward. Thus allowing the penis to protrude from the mouth. As if it were a Gopher Sticking it’s head out of a Gopher Hole.
The Gopher Hole was originally preformed at McCullough-Hyde Memorial Hospital in Oxford, Ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.
by Chuck Dickensmay May 13, 2006
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goner

Alex: Jim got a huge goner while playing Gears last night
Dean: man thats hilarious!
by TheMillionthMan November 7, 2009
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gopher

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.
snipe that gopher at the front of the base.
by sklaid April 12, 2005
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