Goat

A person who takes the blame for a faulty outcome. In sports, "the goat" is a label given to the player whose failure cost his team the game, usually at a pivotal point. This is the EXACT OPPOSITE of GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) which in sports refers to the player who consistently finds a way to win for his team. Goat in this sense is short for scapegoat a term taken from Leviticus 16 in the King James Version of the Bible. In that chapter, two goats are chosen on the Day of Atonement: one (the Lord's goat) is sacrificed and its blood used to "cleanse the sanctuary of sins" representing Christ and His atoning sacrifice for humanity, and the other (the scapegoat) has all the sins symbolically placed on its head and released alive into a deserted place far away from the Israelite camp. That goat represents the one to blame for all the sins of humanity, that is, the devil.

Donnie Ray Moore of the California Angels was the goat in Game 5 of the 1986 ALCS against the Boston Red Sox when he gave up a home run to Dave Henderson in the top of the 9th inning, a 2-2 pitch that will forever live in infamy!

by morpheus30 June 10, 2017

Dirty Gator

1. When a Volleyball coach has relations with his/HER players, victims are generally found in the upstate NY area. The Dirty Gator has no regard for ethics or moral values, and can strike at any time, but mostly in season.

" Hey Beth, did you hear Rachel was attacked by a Dirty Gator?" "yeah. i hear they're moving in"

by xo lyndsey April 8, 2009

Mexican Billy Goat

Verb. The act of cradling a males balls and jerking him off as his shit runs smoothly down your chin.

This morning, Kelly had shit all over her chin. She must of have given a Mexican Billy Goat to Louis last night.

males jerking off balls shit Mexican Billy Goat

by K-Fed 13 March 16, 2010

goat rope

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009

Goat.cx

Mirror for the now-dead Goatse.cx. It has what was once on Goatse.cx.

Don't go to Goat.cx if you get grossed out easily!

by Dot See Ex June 10, 2004

Fa Goat

1. Another word for Faggot.

Man, that troll is a total Fa Goat.

by Ron Weasley. August 22, 2011

goat monger

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!

Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.

by Ian Henman November 7, 2003