by Theglitterman October 09, 2016
The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.
by RSDVMAMA May 25, 2012
When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.
Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!
She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.
She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.
by luckiest_guy_43 December 12, 2012
by ThreeFoolsAdrift November 09, 2019
When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.
by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023
A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.
Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.
by Grandmustache December 21, 2017
"He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."
"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."
"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."
by Mr. Mug February 06, 2025