Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
by Chris&Kevin September 3, 2016
Get the german inhalemug. by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018
Get the Mr Germanmug. when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping
Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
by coltonz. May 3, 2010
Get the German Squishymug. A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 2, 2013
Get the German Surprisemug. A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
Get the German Malamutemug. A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.
by Silurhys December 12, 2010
Get the German Phillipsmug. When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.
by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017
Get the german candycanemug.