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Dirty Gary 

The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.
Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!

Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.
Dirty Gary by Xulander November 10, 2009
An insulting addjective used to describe someone.
"Bob, don't be hanging out with the likes of Stephen, he's only a gearbag.
Gearbag by fintan111 January 1, 2012

gary low 

A peadophile who killed marshmallow and then ate him. Could be refered to as a rapist. Watch out he might get you.
Watch out Gary low is going to get you
gary low by marshy marsh February 12, 2015

Gary Simcox 

A really rich 16 y/o guy who works as a programmer and owns every Apple product ever made.
Guess what? Gary Simcox just bought another iPhone!
Gary Simcox by thecaucasity January 9, 2019

Cum Dump Gary 

Normally a straight but gay male , working as a shipping or warehouse supervisor that takes a abnormally large amount of cum from more then 10 men at work down the street at a locale motel
Ohhhh there goesCum dump Gary “ from ARYZTA
Cum Dump Gary by Fast eddy July 5, 2020

gear queer 

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.
It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!
gear queer by Mark Towe December 7, 2005