watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

by jun nakane July 9, 2007

Flash Garden

The garden with the most vegetables.

Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
(As found on Laffy Taffy wrappers)

by Sabi July 22, 2008

gardner snake

the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.

OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!

by i got owned by a gardner snake January 13, 2011

Garuda

A man-bird deity of Hindu-Buddhist myth. I'll bet he was ugly.

Oh look Ghan', another guy dressed up in a bird suit tryin' to make everyone think he's Garuda. Man I hate them...

by Striker X 22 June 8, 2004

Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010

Gardner

Simply put, a Gardner is when a man hooks up with a girl who weighs more than he does.

Man, my friend Brett is always pulling Gardners every weekends.

by Mackenzie Howell October 21, 2006

Hizolive Hizzy Garden

The olive Garden, an Italian chain resturaunt

Yo bitch, are we going to the hizolive hizzy garden?

by Motown December 29, 2004