Future pussy

future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.

''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''

by cezar December 29, 2014

North, to the future

The last words of former Governor Sarah Palin's goodbye speech.

Used for failed humorous effect when looking for something and you have no idea where it is.

"Where did the paper go?"
"North, to the future."

by u8qu1tis March 4, 2010

Future

Just an over hyped period of time, stop talking about that future you cld be dead anytime 😃

What do u wanna become in future

by No one cares bruhhhh April 29, 2021

Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023

Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality

AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol

by Honestowl February 4, 2022

Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.

Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023