Fumeque

(n) A droogo, especially one who only smokes weed. Common names for such individual usually start with Ric.

That fumeque is baaaaaked by 10 in the morning.
I was wondering if we could just simply allow ourselves to a rich, powerful blunt at Fumeque's.

by ConYodo July 26, 2017

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funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

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fumetsu

A Japan boy who socially awkward and upon first impression most people believe he is cold. While the latter maybe true, on the contrary he is a very sweet person, a total softie. And probably one of the weirdest people you will ever met.

Fumetsu give her water to cheer her up.

by ooooooioooooo February 2, 2018

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funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

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Fubered

Getting fucked, especially in Seattle, when an Uber drops someone off and blocks major streets.

Oh, great. I got Fubered, fucked by an Uber dropping someone off or picking them up, because they blocked an intersection or made an illegal maneuver.

by TheJenson May 17, 2018

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