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A small rodent that lives in your head. It has big round eyes, four feet, the nose of a dog and a massive belly. If you get angry, upset or annoyed this small rodent makes you say: "FUCK".
Two angry people have a argument - "WHAT THE FUCK!?", "Dude! Calm the fuck down!"
by XeonNyle April 6, 2010
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What we are if Trump becomes president
#werefucked2016
by bipolarcarrot July 25, 2016
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Fuck

by Seekthelight13 June 18, 2014
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The word FUCK originated from ancient England. In medieval England, a person could not have sex unless you had the consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King. The King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had FUCK (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it. Now you know where that came from.
Me and Lidia Fucked (Fornicated Under the Consent of the King)
by watisthis123 April 20, 2010
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A city in Austria 4 kilometres east of the German border.
Person 1: Dude I was in Fucking yesterday!
Person 2: .....Uhhhh... WHAT?
Person 1: I was in Fucking, Austria!
by TheNickm2 December 12, 2012
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Universal unit of measurement. This is used to add measurement to anything that requires an exaggeration of its natural state to its current state.
Man, That girls booty is sexy as fuck.
by ZlatanAgrees November 18, 2016
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by Alliknow1 August 6, 2009
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