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Fucktard 

An adjective that describes a person who is extremely annoying and clumsy.
Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.
Fucktard by BZslim April 3, 2007

fucktard 

noun. Combination of the words 'fucking' and 'retard'. Someone who is so offensively useless and/or stupid, two offensive words must be combined in order to chastise them.
What did you expect, fucktard? You double parked my car in front of a police station!
fucktard by D-Lines December 9, 2008

fucktarded 

fucktards would do fucktarded things!
You are being fucktarded by looking up this but i love you for it becasue you are a fucktard!
fucktarded by a.team November 14, 2010

fucktard 

you killed church, you team killing fucktard -Tucker
fucktard by Dan July 18, 2003

fucktard 

Like a jam or custard tard, but saltier.
fucktard by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Fucktard 

1: Adj. a contraction between "fuck" and "Retard" usually used to describe someone who isn't legally retarded, but might as well be.
2: Adj, A person who is an incredibly bad Fuck, usually leaving woman in the relationship completely unsatisfied after sex; either with duration, skill/performance, and/or just all around unpleasurable. relationships don't tend to last long with these individuals, with them usually broken off by the woman.
1: Robert, being a complete Fucktard, decided to see what would happen if he put sugar in his gas tank while on vacation.

2: Matt's last four girlfriends all left him because he is a Fucktard in bed, never lasting long enough to satisfy any of them even once.
Fucktard by Od1n April 29, 2009