Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.

Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."

by ThatGirlYouSuggestedToDoThis April 12, 2012

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

Whiskey Front

An impromtu drinking session that may last long into the night and cause damage, e.g., a hangover, associated self loathing and loss of personal productivity. Analogous to a cold front in weather terms.

"I thought you were going deer hunting with us this morning."
"Naw, man. A whiskey front blew through last night and left me disabled."

by Pay Dirt April 14, 2020

The Cold Front

When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.

“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018

puffy front

A woman wearing a bakini that has a buldge in her pubic area due to pubic hair overgrowth.

Is that a guy in that bakini or does she have a puffy front?

by skinandbonesmat January 16, 2009

Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss

After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.

by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003