Fred

Appendage attempting 40 in may
by Verisimilitude May 19, 2019
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A awesome guy who is strong and very hot. Any women who sees him is in love. He typically goes for moms (only the hot ones tho).he goes to the gym every day to gain muscle. He can bench 1000 pounds. Fred may be the best person to walk on this planet
Person 1.OMG IS THAT FRED
Person. Yeah he’s so hot
by President Fred November 23, 2021
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Loves tillie, naina, maxine, and especially loves kiarash. He also had a crush on a boy in year 2. Shaped like a hamster. And loves Tillie’s boyfriend more than his own mum.
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A Fred is someone who is not a Casual Prepper and despises all things Casual. He is an intense modern man who is more prepared than you are and he wants you to know it.
Fred: "Those water skills won't do you any good when I use my arsenal of tactical skills to come hook hand your preps."
by Uncle Andy 13 April 17, 2021
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Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).
Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
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The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation
I have Fred syndrome for my ability to never halt dipping my pizza in cum
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by Saadane June 25, 2017
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